Yo Mama’s So Fat

• Author: admin
• Filed under: jokes
• Date: Jan 27,2009

Yo Mama’s So Fat….when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….her butt has its own congressman.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”
Yo Mama’s So Fat….the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….all the restaurants in town have signs that say “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama”.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….her nickname is “DAAAMN!!”
Yo Mama’s So Fat….she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….she’s on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….she could sell shade.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat….people jog around her for exercise.