Worlds Shortest Fairytale

• Author: admin
• Filed under: stories and tales
• Date: Jan 24,2009

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,
“Will you marry me?”
The girl said
“No”
and she lived happily ever after
and went shopping,
Drank martinis with friends,
always had a clean house,
never had to cook,
had a closet
full of shoes and handbags,
stayed skinny,
and was never farted on.
The End