While riding one day a cowboy
- Filed under: jokes
- Date: Feb 23,2009
While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and
a sheep and began a conversation.
Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Indian: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” pointing at the Indian.
Dog: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Indian: “Horse no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Indian: Extreme look of shock. Cowboy: “Is this your owner? Pointing at the Indian.
Horse: “Yessir”
Cowboy: How’s he treating you?
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Indian: “Sheep liar.”
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