Two guys from Flatbush
- Filed under: jokes
- Date: Nov 27,2008
Two guys from Flatbush, Sal and Tommy, are hunting in the woods. Suddenly, Tommy grabs his chest, lets out a loud gasp, and crumbles to the ground. He twitches a little and goes limp.
Sal bends over his friend. “Tommy? Tommy? Hey! Are you dead or what?” He whips out his cell phone and calls the paramedics. “Yo! My friend Tommy, he, like, keeled over and he’s freaking dead! Right here in front of me, he just drops dead!”
“Calm down, sir,” the paramedic replies. “Let’s not panic. First, we want to make sure that your friend really is dead.”
The paramedic hears a strange clicking sound followed by a sharp gunshot. Then Sal gets back on the phone. “Okay, now what?”
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