TGIF

• Author: admin
• Filed under: Uncategorized
• Date: Nov 3,2005

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a
scapegoat.

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get
appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman
schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.
—Bella Abzug, US Politician

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting
in the bathroom saying to himself, “How can I tell my wife that
I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?
I’ve managed to keep it from her while we dated, but she’s
bound to find out sooner or later.”

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself,
“How do I tell my husband that I’ve got really bad breath? I’ve
been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting,
but as soon as he’s lived with me for a week, he’s bound to
find out.”

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife
and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed,
puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to
hers and says, “Darling, I’ve a confession to make.”

And she says, “So have I, love.”

To which he replies, “Don’t tell me, you’ve eaten my socks.”