Silly Puns

• Author: admin
• Filed under: Uncategorized
• Date: Sep 27,2005

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tyred.
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3. A backward poet writes inverse.
4. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism it’s your count that votes.
5. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
6. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
7. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
8. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
9. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
10. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
11. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
12. When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall
13. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
14. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
15. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.