Risen
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- Date: Oct 23,2005
A guy, his Wife and his Mother-in-Law go for a trip to the Holy Land. The Mother-In-Law dies over there.
The Undertaker says: You can have her shipped home for $5000 or have her buried here in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy replies: We’ll send her home.
The Undertaker then asks why.
The man replies: 2000 years ago a guy died and they buried him here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.

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