Little boy is hiding in the closet

• Author: admin
• Filed under: jokes
• Date: Feb 26,2008

Little boy is hiding in the closet in his mothers room, while his mother and some man are having sex. All of a sudden the front door opens and shuts. Mom quickly ushers the man into the closet and goes downstairs to send her husband out on some errands.

Meanwhile the boy says, “Dark in here ain’t it”.
“Sure is” replied the man.
“I have a base ball glove for sale”. Says the boy
“How much”?
“200 Dollars”
The man pulls out his wallet and gives the boy $200

Later that week the boy again is hiding in his mothers closet, same man is having sex with his mom when dad comes home. Again the man is put in the closet:

“Dark in here ain’t it”. Says the
“Sure is” replied the man.
“I have a base ball bat for sale”. Says the boy
“How much”?
“300 Dollars”
The man pulls out his wallet and gives the boy $300

Later that month the boy is sitting at the table with his father.
“Dad” said the boy, “I sold my base ball stuff for $500″.
The father thinks about that for a while and becomes angry. He explains to his son that he should know better. That the base ball equipment was not worth $500 and he should go to confession and confess his sins.

The boy apologizes to his father and goes down the street to his church.

He enters the confessional and waits.

Soon the Priest enters, sits down and opens the confessional window.

Boy says “Dark in here, ain’t it”

To which the Priest replies….

This isn’t your mothers closet!