http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com Laughs, Chuckles, Giggles, Goofs, and some WTFWT Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:49:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en two blondes are waiting at a bus stop when a bus pulls up and opens the door. one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "will this bus take me to 5th avenue?'' the bus driver shakes his head and says "no, im sorry." at this the other blonde ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/two-blondes-are-waiting-at-a-bus-stop/ a women was pregnant with triplets and one day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. she gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. she goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right as one day the bullets ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/a-women-was-pregnant-with-triplets/ one day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden a huge pack of indians attacked them and knocked them out. when they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. the chief then said "all of your lives may be ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/one-day-in-the-forest/ He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/a-guy-from-philadelphia-dies-and-is-sent-to-hell/ "'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck at the office. The network was down. The routers were hung in the closet. All crashed. Their tables had holes in their data. All trashed. Remote distribution, it seems, just for fun, Had erased DLLs Windows needed to run On 84 desktops ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/a-network-admins-christmas/ Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,"you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/the-first-christmas-joke/ When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/christmas-story-for-people-having-a-bad-day/ A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip,so He thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop & explained his situation. The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything That will keep her occupied for so many weeks...except... ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/a-businessman-was-getting-ready-to-go-on-a-long-business-trip/ 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar and ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/no-pun-intended/ Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. ... http://typicallystupid.thetazzone.com/two-women-were-out-for-a-saturday-stroll/