A Bit About TheTAZZone.com : A Review

• Author: admin
• Filed under: TAZ
• Date: Jul 31,2010

The TAZ was created by a group of friends who were regular members of a forum community ( a computer security community ) who were, at the time, very unsatisfied with that community. So we decided to create our own.

In August 2005 we started several blogs on Blogger, then opened up our own forum ( TAZforum ) on December 24th, 2005. Our first year we had over 52,000 posts.

On December 28th, 2005 TheTAZZone.com was born. Which originally was just an extension of the forum, a place to play games and post original member tutorials. It has since changed to a stand alone website, offering over 1000 full-screen and ad-free games to play; several original tutorials written by our members on computers, Photoshop, PHP, CISCO, Adobe, computer security, phpBB, general trouble-shooting, etc…; 20 Classic Rock music lists, and 3 Classic Rock trivia lists; as well as a variety of commentary on various subjects.

Presently the TAZ Network comprises 8 domains and approximately 76 websites or blogs. The newest additions have been 3 dedicated Directories ( The Sports Directory, The Tech Directory, and The Social Directory ) where people can submit their sites and even post articles.

The TAZ is a non-commercial site…the main traffic goes to our games and our forum, both of which are ad-free…we are the ONLY site on the Net that offers over 1000 games full-screen and ad-free ( no annoying ads getting in the way of playing the games, and no accidental clicks that take you where you don’t want to go )…

the Directories offer upgrades but the free submit is so good that you really don’t need to upgrade.

We also offer free use of our stock avatars and smileys…for people who need them.

We also occasionally assist in the promotion of our friends sites on our Blip.fm DJ Station, and through reviews of their sites on TheTAZZone.com. We like to spread the love around once in awhile.

Presently TheTAZZone.com is approximately 275,000 on Alexa, 122,613 on Compete, and 111923 on Quantcast. And has been as low as 167,000 on Alexa. ( but the Summer  months are brutal to our traffic stats ).

Normally we average about 42,000 unique visitors a month, and approximately 100,000 page views. Not including the 1000+ games, as they are ad-free, and they are not tracked by Quantcast either.

We also have a Free to Use photo site, that also has several original member Photoshop tutorials on it ( courtesy of our member Ally )…you are welcome to use any of the photos on the site for any project, all we ask is that you link back, you don’t have to, but as a courtesy we’d appreciate it. You are, however, not allowed to take the tutorials as they are Ally’s.

Well, I guess you can see why we call the TAZ the place Where Internet Chaos becomes an art form…as we offer so many different things.

Spanks for listening!

The Sensitive Man

• Author: admin
• Filed under: jokes
• Date: Jul 27,2010

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.

They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his
apartment.

She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side,
but doesn’t mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
‘Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?’

She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips

He responds warmly

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other’s
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,

‘Well,how was it?’

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:

‘Help yourself to any prize

from the middle shelf’

MLF

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub

• Author: admin
• Filed under: jokes
• Date: Jul 27,2010

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, ‘ You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy.
Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.’
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
‘Shoite’ he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, ‘Shoite, Shoite!’
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face..
‘Bi’Jesus… I’m fockin’ focked,’ he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says ‘No fockin’ way’.
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says ‘I can make it to the bed.’
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says ‘Fock it’ and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ‘Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?’.
Paddy says, ‘I did Jess. I was fockin’ pissed. But how’d you know?’
‘Mick phoned… you left your wheelchair at the pub!’

WHEN I SAY I’M BROKE - I’M BROKE!

• Author: admin
• Filed under: jokes
• Date: Jul 27,2010

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a
Well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple
Minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
High-powered vacuum cleaners…

‘Go away!’ said the old lady. ”I’m broke and haven’t got any money!”
And she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
And pushed it wide open… ”Don’t be too hasty!” he said. ”Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

”Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

The old lady stepped back and said, ”Well let me get you a fork, ’cause they
Cut off my electricity this morning.”

MLF

The Spark : ‘Electrician’ Royalty of all Trades

• Author: admin
• Filed under: jokes
• Date: Apr 13,2010

A Spark : ‘Electrician’ Royalty of all Trades : dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Just when he thinks things can’t possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, “Congratulations son, we’ve been waiting a long time for you.

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Spark : ‘Electrician’ Royalty of all Trades : sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says “Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don’t remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I’m a Sparky the Royalty of all Trades”

“Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man’s modesty. “We’re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!”

The Spark : ‘Electrician’ Royalty of all Trades : is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says “Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty.”

“That’s simply impossible son,” says Saint Peter.

“We’ve added up your time sheets.”